August 11, 2026

That’s a lot of weed…

L.O.L of the day is brought to you by the Namby Pamby: Attorney: According to our office manager, you are $5,000 short for the retainer payment. Client: But I already paid you five! Do you know how much weed I had to sell to get that??!? This is why you want to become a lawyer. […]

A Modest Tort Reform

A Modest Tort Reform. One plaintiff’s lawyer (aka “ambulance chaser“) gives his take on Tort Reform (which doesn’t mean changing how you make confections…). A snippet: We go by all sorts of names: Trial attorney, victim’s rights lawyer, shyster, stupid, ambulance chaser and so on and so forth.  You’ve likely heard about our kind a […]

Random calls to a P.I. attorney

Is it really this crazy to be a personal injury attorney?  Maybe I’m in the wrong industry. For your reading entertainment, courtesy of Namby Pamby: Caller: I got shot and I don’t know what I can do. Me: Ok. Who shot you? Caller: I dunno. Me: And what exactly do you think you can do […]