August 13, 2026

Archives for November 3, 2011

Everything is amazing, right now, and nobody is happy…

And yes, when I was a kid, we had a rotary phone, too. After watching this, I want to know: are you a non-contributing zero, or are you something else?

Snooki, Kim Kardashian, sex, and intellect in America: what separates us from the animals.

Few things in America embarrass me more than Snooki and Kim Kardashian. Since I think we can agree that Kardashian is at least a clever devil, a capitalist even, then that leaves just Snooki. She’s not even clever. And I’ve never even watched her show, “Jersey Shore.” Recently she sat down with GQ to show […]